Or if you prefer, “Countries Yet to Get Their Poop In A Pile”. Or even “Countries That Are Excrementally Challenged”.
The definitive UN Shit Hole Report
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – The Naked Motocross Genome
Darwin does his best facepalm as he asks, “Why would anyone think that a ‘Naked Motocross’ event was any kind of good idea. There’s nothing like 40 miles of sun, sand, sagebrush, snakes, insects, pot holes and friction to make the old genomes say “Nope”. Hmmm?? Darwin posits. Maybe that’s why the race is called an “Enduroid“.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – The “On the Scene, On the Story” Genome
Darwin is ever amazed by the audacious risk of genomes that some live “On the Scene” reporters will go to in order to get “the Story”. Here’s one Darwin Award candidate practicing his ‘bus brush-back’ skills. Close call, eh? Just wait until he graduates to the ‘human lightning chaser’ reporting category–and actually catches some lightnings.
Be Careful! Or You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out
But it was really squirrels and rabbits and frogs and snakes and mail boxes and old cans and birds and never, ever the neighbor’s cat and hardly ever your little brother that needed some ‘eye protection’.
Hail! Red Ryder. The best gift ever.
Oregon’s ‘Green’ Gas Problem
So Oregon’s greenie #Snowflake #Whiners can finally pump their own gasoline. Heh.
The Launch of Bambi One
Usually when deer meet auto there’s about $10,000 in repairs involved. Here… Maybe not so much. To the moon, Bambi.
