There’s a whole lot of “Redneck Engineering” going on at the National Tractor Pulling Championships. Damn!! This is almost as much fun as a massive NASCAR Daytona 500 21 car pileup.
The view from up close and personal.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Beto’s Balls
“Wax My Ass and Scrub My Balls…I need a butt-shine.”
Thanks for that, Beto. I’ll never be able to look at a Kardashian the same way again.
Daily Darwin – Genius Says “Nuts” To Trigger Disciple
Darwin is wont to point out that saying “nuts’ to good trigger discipline is most certainly like saying “hasta la vista, baby” to one’s ownliest and precious little genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Acme AeroSpace – Move Over SpaceX
I do, however, think that SpaceX’s head dude, Elon Musk, has a bit of the ol’ Wile E. Coyote in him. Actually, Elon’s Boring Company Flamethrower is ordered direct from Acme Corporation and just relabeled.
Looney Tunes | Wile E Coyote’s Top 10 Fails – Check out Number 4 for Rockets
Grandpa’s Meatgrinder – Makin’ Wrenchwurst
What’s the recipe for ‘Wrenchwurst’ anyway?
Daily Darwin – You Can Run But You Can’t Hide From Karma
Darwin notes gleefully the truism that “You can run but you can’t hide from Karma”, especially the fiery, exploding kind. He further notes that this is why you watch a rocket launch from a bunker, rather than a lawn chair on the launching pad. He also observes that Karma and Schadenfreude are closely related-possibly sisters from another mother.
If You ‘Feel the Burn’ You May Want To…
America needs Bernie ‘The Burn’ Sanders’ Democratic Socialism just about as much as it needs a case of antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea. So go get checked out and for everyone’s sake, get the cure.
Daily Darwin – Skateur Flambé
Ah, yes. Darwin says. The old “Skaterboarder Flambé routine. Darwin’s suggests that to avoid such and occurrence, keeping one’s precious genomes warm is best accomplished by long johns and a woolly robe than by a ‘splash’ of gasoline and a spark.
Skateboard Flambé or, if you prefer, Skateur Flambé.
https://youtu.be/jblHbG17_nY
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Resume Writing Advice For Laid Off Journalists
To improve your very slim chances of finding gainful employment, do not mention these personal or ‘professional’ accomplishments in your next resume or during any upcoming interviews.
MAGA Lion Attack Thwarted By Colorado Hiker
Just kidding. I was trying out the newest headline writing style practiced by the Mainstream Media, called “Smolletting”. Here’s the real story brought to you by the ‘real’ CNN.
From CNN, “Runner who suffocated mountain lion with his foot describes the attack.”
When Travis Kauffman went for a run near Fort Collins, Colorado, little did he know his workout would include suffocating a mountain lion.
“I feel like I should go buy a bunch of lottery tickets,” he said.
On Thursday, authorities identified Kauffman as the runner who won a fight-to-the-death struggle last week after the cat ambushed him along the trail.
