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Murder Hornets…!!?? Oh, Nooo’s!!

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Some Say The Murder Hornets ‘Bees’ Both a Lethal Threat and a Tasty Treat

The New York Times–Long before the Asian giant hornet began terrorizing the honeybees of Washington State, the ferocious insects posed a sometimes lethal threat to hikers and farmers in the mountains of rural Japan.

But in the central Chubu region, these insects — sometimes called “murder hornets” — are known for more than their aggression and excruciating sting. They are seen as a pleasant snack and an invigorating ingredient in drinks.

The giant hornet, along with other varieties of wasps, has traditionally been considered a delicacy in this rugged part of the country. The grubs are often preserved in jars, pan-fried or steamed with rice to make a savory dish called hebo-gohan. The adults, which can be two inches long, are fried on skewers, stinger and all, until the carapace becomes light and crunchy. They leave a warming, tingling sensation when eaten.

The Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra

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Each Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra comes with it’s own RSO-Range Safety Officer to check down range before going on hot. But remember, safety is everyone’s job.

Many a young man sadly (or gladly, as the case may be) suffered eye damage from the Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra when the ‘Commence Firing’ command was given and he just started blazing away.

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Could Kim Jong-un Really Be In ‘Deep Kimchi’?

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Or could Kim just be trying to avoid the Coronavirus?

Kimchi, as everyone knows, is an extremely hot Korean fermented cabbage. It is something you do not want to find yourself in. The deeper it is buried in the pottery in the ground while fermenting, the hotter it is.  To find one’s self in deep Kimchi is to find one’s self in deep shit.