I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Terrorist Takes One to the Old Melon
Here’s some irony for you. According to the Daily Caller, “Sniper Cuts Short ISIS Beheading Class With A Well-Placed Head Shot.”
In a stroke of irony, a sniper from the elite British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) took the head off an Islamic State leader who was teaching recruits how to behead prisoners.
The terrorist was probably not expecting to become his students’ example, but the sniper armed with a large-caliber rifle made him one after landing a head shot from over 3,000 feet away. The man was reportedly teaching 20 recruits when he quite literally lost his head.
“One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded. The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that’s when panic set in.
Free Bacon! Vote Bernie Sanders
Free Bacon!!! I’m voting for Bernie Sanders. At least twice….
No Les, No More
RIP. Lester.
CDC Chic – Decorating Hints
The CDC calls this bathroom remodel, “the Used To Be Favorite, Politically Correct, Elitist, Buy Stock–Can’t Lose, Environmentally conscious, Sustainable Mexican Quick Serve” plan.
Post Debate Photo Op
Here’s Madame Hillary and her henchwoman, Huma Abedin (Weiner), preparing for their Spin Room appearance after tonight’s Democratic Debate.
Zombie Shark Week
OMG. With nearly naked Cheerleaders, too!!!
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Cruz Wins Iowa
Were they successful?
Cankle Biters
Watch out Hillary….
Gas Guzzler
So what do you do if you’re a greenie and it’s dark outside (no solar), and there’s no wind (no turbine power) and the EPA shut your coal-fired electrical plant down and it’s really, really cold outside (reduced battery life) and you still have to work for a living?
