Testicle Festival

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“Hizzgovnah’s” ownliest own balls being the prime example

Internet goes nuts over Gavin Newsom’s odd ‘testicle-crushing’ sitting pose

New York Post–The internet had a ball Thursday mocking California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s weirdly tense “testicle-crushing” style of cross-legged sitting at a speaking engagement.

The 58-year-old pol was discussing National Guard policies at the New York Times Dealbook Summit when he struck a pose that made him the butt of a joke on social media.

“I have never seen a man crush his testicles harder than this dude,” @BoredElonMusk
tweeted, along with footage of the discussion Wednesday.

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Transgender woman ‘demands’ ex-boyfriend to return her testicles from his fridge

New York Post–A transgender Michigan woman has demanded her ex-boyfriend return her surgically removed testicles — which she claims he is keeping in a refrigerated jar.

Brianna Kingsley, 40, of Pontiac, filed an affidavit claiming her ex, William Wojciechowski, 37, “retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs,” The Detroit News reported.

“Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500,” adds the handwritten claim filed last week in Pontiac’s 50th District Court, where the amount is the maximum allowed in the small-claims division.