Ted Cruz

Don & Melania & Ted & Heidi

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Or if you were around in 1969, “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice“.

From Vox, “Heidi Cruz and Melania Trump: 6 stories to read about the women at the center of Wifegate“.

This week, the two leading Republican presidential candidates spiraled into a hypermasculine feud over each other’s wives.

Donald Trump responded to an attack ad in support of Ted Cruz that used a nude photo of Trump’s wife, Melania, with a vague threat to “spill the beans” about Cruz’s wife, Heidi.

The Facebook attack ad, targeted at Utah’s conservative Mormon base before Tuesday’s primary, was sponsored by Make America Awesome, a Super PAC supporting Cruz. It used a photo from a GQ spread with the caption, “Meet Melania Trump. Your Next First Lady. Or you could support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.”

 

GOP’s DC Cartel Plan for Donald Trump

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The GOP DC Cartel cannot allow Donald Trump to run the table on next Tuesday’s SUPER MEGA Tuesday Winner Take All primaries.

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Any thoughts as to which candidate the Caveman represents?? And the Lizard?? Two Choices there. And the Yuuuge stomping GOP Elite DC Cartel elephant foot?? Wait. Did I give that one away? Here’s the breakout for Delegate Allocation.

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Carly Fiorina – DC Cartel

Power Lunch With Donald Trump

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When Donald Trump was asked how he prepared for yesterdays onslaught from Mitt Romney’s afternoon speech and then the evenings Republican Debate stuck between Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz (Drudge’s “Cuban Sandwich“), he said that he had a nice lunch and meditated.

Well what did you have for lunch, Donald?  A hot dog.  A hot dog?  Yeah, an Armored Hot Dog.

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Trump Threatens to Sue Cruz

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It all proves that you can sue a ham sandwich.  Ted.  Do you want yours with mayo or mustard?

From CNN, “Donald Trump ‘very seriously thinking’ about suing Ted Cruz.”

Donald Trump said Tuesday he is “very seriously” thinking about filing a suit to challenge Ted Cruz’s eligibility to be president.

Trump_04_Hell_ToupeeTrump’s threat of litigation, which the billionaire businessman has recently brought up several times in recent days, came during an interview on ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Tuesday, when he was pressed by host George Stephanopoulos over whether he would follow through with the suit against Canada-born Cruz’s presidential qualifications, as Trump has suggested he might.

Trump replied, “I’m thinking about it very seriously George, I already have a lawyer, we’re looking at it very seriously, we’re thinking about it.”

“He was born in Canada, lived there for years, and then under that period … you know, you take a look at this,” Trump said, adding later, “When you talk about a natural born citizen, according to many great lawyers, I’ve been looking at very strongly over the last week.”