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Tonight On CNN’s ‘Fredo Prime Time’…

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Fredo’s Guest Tonight Is “Arnold Schwarzenegger on Bodybuilding, Steroids and His Love of Sylvester Stallone.“

Fredo promises a frank discussion with the bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor about his Mother’s concerns about the pictures on his bedroom wall of “naked men all oiled up.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark

Ilhan Omar To Appear On The “Maury” Show

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Omar Expects Maury To Clear Up Any Questions Regarding Her Previous Marriages, Credits Elizabeth Warren For The Strategy.

“Ilhan Omar SPLITS with her husband and moves into luxury penthouse as she heads for SECOND divorce with father of her three children,” reports The Daily Mail.

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune wrote in June that it ‘could neither conclusively confirm nor rebut the allegation that (Elmi) is Omar’s sibling.’ Politifact and another myth-busing website, Snopes, came to similar conclusions.

On their marriage application they gave their address as Columbia Heights, Minnesota, but were married 25 miles away in Eden Prairie at a nondescript single-story brick building that houses a county office and a library.

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The Russians Are Already Attempting To Hack U.S. 2020 Presidential Elections

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But How You Say? They’re Showing That Creepy ‘Old’ Joe Biden Won In 2020.

Today’s Life Lesson –

Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer,
And without sneering, teach the rest to sneer;
Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike,
Just hint a fault, and hesitate dislike.
— “Epistle to Dr Arbuthnot” by Alexander Pope (1688–1744)

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A Netflix Original – “The Jihad Squad”

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The first “uplifting” project from Barack and Moochelle Obama

From Rolling Stone, “Barack, Michelle Obama Unveil Initial Slate of Netflix Projects.”

Seven projects are in the initial slate that span scripted and unscripted docuseries as well as feature-length films and documentaries. The offerings will reflect Higher Ground’s core values of resilience, determination, hope and unity while lifting new voices and stories that inspire change.

Without Mentioning Earthquakes, Give 5 Reasons Why It Sucks To Live In California

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WAT!! There’s even more….??  And you didn’t even mention Wildfires, or Traffic Problems, or High Taxes, or Homeless Camps with Drugs and Poop and Needles on the sidewalks, or the High Cost of Housing, or being a Sanctuary State for Illegal Immigrants, or Hollywood Elites, or Silicon Valley Billionaires, or…..  Steve Harvey says he’s getting the fuck out, so should you.