political correctness

Fire At Hillary Clinton’s Chappaqua Home?

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“Fire breaks out on Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in Chappaqua, N.Y.“, shouts the Washington Post!  A smoke and soot stained Hillary burdened with a cardboard box of something partially charred, was heard muttering, “you just can’t trust Bill to do anything….except ‘dick’ Bimbos.  Energizer Bunny, my smokey ass.”

A small fire broke out at Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in New York and was quickly extinguished Wednesday afternoon, officials said.

The fire started around 2:40 p.m. in a building used by the Secret Service on the Clinton’s property, the Secret Service said in a statement. It was put out by about 3:15 p.m., according to the Associated Press. No one was injured in the blaze.

A Sanctuary Within A Sanctuary

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Not to be outdone by the State of California, the City of Malibu has insured that the city will never have to issue a ticket for an unruly hedge or an unkempt lawn for want of a gardener.  And missed nail appointments?  No problem as long as you have a ‘Third World” class supply of nannies.

Waiting Out The ‘Weather Bomb Cyclone’

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Holy Crap, Al Gore!  This Weather Bomb Cyclone sure is ‘inconvenient’ for your theory of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather).  From the Washington Post, “‘Bomb cyclone’ blasting East Coast before polar vortex uncorks tremendous cold late this week“.

Weather ‘Bomb Cyclone’ Shelter

Unforgiving cold has punished the eastern United States for the past 10 days. But the most severe winter weather yet will assault the area Wednesday night into the weekend.

First, a monster ocean storm is taking shape, which pasted parts of Florida, Georgia and South Carolina with rare ice and snow early Wednesday. By Thursday, the exploding storm will, in many ways, resemble a winter hurricane, battering easternmost New England with potentially damaging winds in addition to blinding snow. Blizzard warnings have been issued for the Virginia Tidewater region up the coast to eastern Maine, including Ocean City, Atlantic City, eastern Long Island, Boston and Portland.

Sanctuary California

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With a little luck, legal pot, and Governor Moonbeam’s assistance all the lower-shelf type individuals that “Flyover Country” could do without will make their way to Sanctuary California.  As a matter of fact, most Red State crime problems could be solved with a bus ticket and $200 bucks for pot and munchies.  It would work.

 

New Year’s Eve In The Polar Vortex Zone

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Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers?  Not so well.  So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities.  After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?