Today marks the start of both ‘Gun Control Season’ and ‘Pumpkin Spice Season’.
political correctness
‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat
Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Shovel Patrol
Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Murica – Redneck Water Park
Earline. Don’t get that smoke wet, ya hear?
How Was Your Day At The Office?
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.
Amazon’s Newest Holiday Delivery Scheme
It had to happen. Amazon’s ‘Drone Delivery’ is going to the dogs. UPS, Amazon’s prime delivery partner (no pun intended) is excited about the concept too. Currently in the middle of intense contract negotiations with the Teamsters, UPS Management is convinced that they can secure some tasty concessions by throwing a bone or two to the Delivery Dogs. The Delivery Dogs, we hear, are holding fast for a boost in their “Prime Cuts” ration of at least 15% and an additional paid daily hydrant break.
Awww!! – I Got Monday Handled
The secret is to consider Monday an ‘extension’ of Friday night’s partying.
“Hands Up, Don’t Bite”
Witness the birth of the WWM (White Winkies Matter) Movement.
Yoda, The Early Years (02)
It’s obvious that Yoda had still yet to master “The Force” when this High School Yearbook photo was taken. About his sweater, “Criticize you will my Mother’s knitting, but warm I am, so complain I will not.”
GOP Tax Reform Plan – Go For the ‘Low Hanging Chickens’
Alice’s Psychedelic Rabbit
Poor rabbit looks like he has ‘pink eye’.
The rabbit hole can be inviting, but a bit strange for some.
Emiliana Torrini – “White Rabbit (Sucker Punch)”