Daily Darwin – Social Justice Warrior Flambes Genomes

Darwin duly notes that SJW’s tend not to be the ‘brightest candles on the cake’.  He points out that this genius was a ‘few clowns short of a circus’ when he decided throwing a flaming bottle of flammables was a good idea.   One could say the SJW’s ‘logs were ablaze but the chimney was clogged’. And furthermore, Darwin says noting the cracking sounds of genomes roasting, this Social Justice Warrior was definitely ‘a few burgers short of a barbecue’.

Darwin theorizes that most of these SJW Rocket Scientists are ‘all booster and no payload’.  He says most of them ‘couldn’t hit a target with an atomic bomb’ or much less ‘blow their noses even if brains were dynamite’.  As for the genome question itself, Darwin hypothesizes that this SJW shish kebab’s ‘brother was an only child’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Celebrity Hypocrites Talk Gun Control Out of Both Sides of Their ‘Mouths’

Not the real #JenLaw, but her Celebrity Spokesperson

Breitbart reports, “Jennifer Lawrence: ‘Problem is Guns, not Entertainment Industry’“.  Hollywood Einstein and Philosopher Queen, Jennifer Lawrence, says murder by guns, lots of guns, in Hollywood movies is art, so it doesn’t count a violence…..?”  She poo-poo’s the possibility that the entertainment industry’s utter fascination with violence and the making of firearms a central part of the plot of many movies, could be even be partly to blame for gun violence in America.  See if this drivel doesn’t explode your head.

“I think that, you know, we’re the entertainment industry. At some point there has to be separation between politics and the entertainment industry or we’re going to suffer,” Lawrence said Wednesday during the New York premiere of her new spy thriller Red Sparrow. “This is, it’s an art. And it’s an art to entertain and, as an industry, we will suffer and people need to take that responsibility on themselves.”

“The same kind of violence is in different parts of the country that don’t have as many problems as we do,” Lawrence continued, “I think the problems is guns not entertainment industry.”

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence making money with a gun. Would that be ‘prostitution‘ with a gun”

Jennifer Lawrence Posing With Her ‘Moneymakers’

Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem

Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes.  That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?