political correctness

Trump Surrogate Jumps The Shark In Helsinki

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Darwin is always amazed by temerity of political supporters or surrogates. Darwin admits, though, that this genome challenged individual is probably not a Trump supporter or surrogate. And his genomes are most likely nowhere near the South Harbor in Helsinki, Finland. Why would Darwin conclude this, you ask? Darwin replies. Check out the obvious. The WallArt graffiti, “Smiling”, is in english, rather than “Hymyilevä”, a more Finland friendly version. You don’t have to have Sherlock Holmes’ genomes to deduce the import of that clue. Why then would Darwin call this bit of FakeNews headlining, “Trump Surrogate Jumps The Shark in Helsinki”? The answer to that, my friends, may need to wait until another day.  As for the shark?  That, too, is a tale for another day.

Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”

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There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works.  It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.

Trump ‘Baby’ Balloon – When Life Gives You Lemons….

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You make a meme, of course.

London was ground zero for the flight of the original Trump Baby Balloon. Fox News reports, “Critics slam ’embarrassing’ Mayor Sadiq Khan for feuding with Trump while London faces rising crime, knife deaths.”

This led to frustrated Londoners airing their concerns about the spiraling crime in the city, all while Khan remains preoccupied with feuding with Trump.

“This guy spends his week getting a balloon of Donald Trump in a nappy put in the air in central London instead of helping us with severe issues. I just think he’s so worried about himself, his reputation and PR rather than portraying the country, the city in the best way can be and making it safe for the citizens,” London business leader Mark Wright, who won the UK’s version of The Apprentice, told Fox News.