Darwin recommends playing Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Proud Mary” while watching this crazy genome do a 360 degree Big Wheel flip. He points out that attempting this stunt a second time would undoubtedly lead to the permanent sterility of the genius’ nomes due to SJS–Squashed Junk Syndrome.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Congratulations John Kasich. You won your own state. Of course, you had the help of a few friends–The RNC, Mitt Romney, the Republican Party Elites, the Media, The White House, the Left Wing Elites, George Soros, BlackLiesMatter, etc., etc., etc.
As far as Mitt’s help, though. You might want to watch your back.
My advice. Vote for the Beard.
Tic, Toc. Tic, Toc. When the votes are counted on Tuesday, and the delegates assigned, we’ll find out if we’re being “Championed” by the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Dormouse or the Dodo. Then on to battle with the Queen of Hearts come November.
Bernie Sanders. The man who may have his finger on the trigger of our economy. I trust my Proctologist’s finger to do the right thing way more than I trust Bernie Sandals’ digits. And, to say the least, my Proctologist uses a little K-Y.
Here’s Donald Trump’s solution to dissenters at his political events.
