#SCSA-Saturday Celebrity Sanctimony Award ~ Reebok

It was hard to wait until Saturday to unveil this worthy bit of liberal sanctimony, but here we are and here it is.  This should fall under the “pot calling the kettle black” theory of body-shaming.  Here’s Reebok criticizing President Trump.

Anecdotally, to prove my hypothesis that Reebok deserves this “it’s OK for us to shame your body until it meets our standards” award, by noting the first page of their sports bra catalogue.  I defy you to find one model not deserving of the comment “You’re is such good shape….beautiful.”  Or consider some of their spokesmodels….

Nope. No hypocrisy here, Reebok. None at all…

Daily Darwin – Playing Genome Fetch

Darwin in quick to point out that when one is training one’s dog to fetch balls, one should clearly distinguish the difference between genomes and balls, emphasizing that genomes are neither to be fetched or chewed upon.  “Goo boy, Nigel…”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Today’s Bacon – How To Get a Date

All you have to do is take Laura’s ‘sage’ advice…or would that be ‘brown sugary’ advice, or maybe ‘hickory’ advice….or ‘maple’…??

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