It has been quite a week for Senator Al Franken, Minnesota’s grossest groper. Formerly known as Senator Stuart Smalley, the ‘handy’ politician will henceforth be known as Senator FrankenWeinstein. Behold….
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ScienceDiet – Cockroach Donuts
Eeewww!! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. The donuts only look like cockroaches. I was worried that donuts had become the newest example of “Cricketeria” Food. Ugh.
Summer Fun in Homer, Alaska
Come join the Hypertrichosis Society of Homer, AK for some fun at the beach. It’ll be a little chilly so make sure you bring your jacket, or….
ISIS Dream Girl
The Hoop Earrings are a nice touch, but maybe not so Sharia. I’ll bet Abdullah would make an exception, though.
Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans
President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list. He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020. Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters. He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer
https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s
