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He Went To Salvador Dali’s Barber…
And it’s lucky he got Salvador Dali’s self-portrait for a cut, rather that Salvador Dali’s “Portrait of Picasso”.
Only The Dogs In This Family Aren’t TransGender
What does it say about the state of this family when the only rational members are thought to be the dogs?
CNSNews.com reports, “Entire Family Turns Transgender”. Oh, my!!
An entire family – man, woman, son and daughter – in Arizona is transgender.
The father identifies as a woman. His fiancée, the mother-to-be, identifies as a man. The son considers himself a girl and, of course, the daughter thinks she’s actually a boy. An entire transgender family, all under one roof.
KJZZ did not report the gender status of the couple’s two dogs.
Joey Buttarooco Named As Latest Celebrity Groper
That’s probably not the “Long Island Lolita” pictured with old Gropin’ Joey.

**Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as “roos”. Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills, and the young ones are joeys. The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court.
At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings
“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today. As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey. Eh?

Daily Darwin – How To Launch a Human Nutsack
Darwin rolls on the floor laughing his ass off as he sagely observes that if one has so little respect for his ‘onliest’ genomes as to allow a pickup truck (a big pickup truck, at that) to kick him in his very own nutsack (err…personal genome protection device) he really, really deserves to have those rather dim-witted genomes to be cleansed from humanity’s ‘ownliest’ gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors








