Not to be outdone by the State of California, the City of Malibu has insured that the city will never have to issue a ticket for an unruly hedge or an unkempt lawn for want of a gardener. And missed nail appointments? No problem as long as you have a ‘Third World” class supply of nannies.
Unforgiving cold has punished the eastern United States for the past 10 days. But the most severe winter weather yet will assault the area Wednesday night into the weekend.
First, a monster ocean storm is taking shape, which pasted parts of Florida, Georgia and South Carolina with rare ice and snow early Wednesday. By Thursday, the exploding storm will, in many ways, resemble a winter hurricane, battering easternmost New England with potentially damaging winds in addition to blinding snow. Blizzard warnings have been issued for the Virginia Tidewater region up the coast to eastern Maine, including Ocean City, Atlantic City, eastern Long Island, Boston and Portland.
With a little luck, legal pot, and Governor Moonbeam’s assistance all the lower-shelf type individuals that “Flyover Country” could do without will make their way to Sanctuary California. As a matter of fact, most Red State crime problems could be solved with a bus ticket and $200 bucks for pot and munchies. It would work.
Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers? Not so well. So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities. After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?
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