Lindsay Graham’s No Friend of Mine, But, Really, Chelsea??

No class, low class Chelsea Handler strikes another ‘blow’ for Social Justice. One tweet and she pee’s on the last 20 years of advancements made by the gay community. No Class, Low class and Nasty. Typical Hollywood liberal. Open wide, Chelsea, and tell us what you think.

Speaking of No Class, Low Class and Nasty, here’s Chelsea taking her “Golden Shower” for the cause of Liberal enlightenment.

#TDS – Trump Derangement Syndrome

#TDS-Trump Derangement Syndrome will soon be proudly included in the New Sixth Edition of the American Psychiatric Association’s standard reference, “The Diagnostical and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)”. Also included will be a new revised “Goldwater Rule” for remote diagnosis without examination.  It will no longer be a violation of ethics for psychiatrists to give a professional opinion about public figures they have not examined in person, and from whom they have not obtained consent to discuss their mental health in public statements as long as that person is named Donald J. Trump.

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Liberal Solution To Arson

Ban Hi-capacity automatic matches. It’s obvious.  But, Liberals.  Don’t ignore the “Law of Unintended Consequences”….how are you gonna light your bongs?  Flint and steel?  Friction Bow and Stick?  Magnifying Glass?  Will all purchases of Hi-cap Automatic Matches require a Federal Background Check and a mandatory Three Day Waiting Period?  Heh.

Today’s Democrats On The Battle Of Britain

From History.com, a timely reminder….

On June 17, 1940, the defeated French signed an armistice and quit World War II. Britain now stood alone against the power of Germany’s military forces, which had conquered most of Western Europe in less than two months. But Prime Minister Winston Churchill rallied his stubborn people and outmaneuvered those politicians who wanted to negotiate with Adolf Hitler.

Al ‘Bombogenisis’ Gore

First there was the ‘Gore Effect‘, that curious phenomenon where any place Al Gore went to hold a conference on Global Warmining or there was to be some sort of scientific Arctic or Antarctic expedition proving the theory of Global Warming (AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)), it turned out to be ‘too cold’ or there was ‘too much ice’ and the event had to be cancelled.

Now there is Al’s Bombogenis which “Brought Whiteout Conditions From Virginia to New England, Record Coastal Flooding at Boston Harbor“.  Hmmm?  Wasn’t this supposed to be the year that Al Gore Predicted North Pole Would Be Completely Ice Free by Today?  Heh.

A Sanctuary Within A Sanctuary

Not to be outdone by the State of California, the City of Malibu has insured that the city will never have to issue a ticket for an unruly hedge or an unkempt lawn for want of a gardener.  And missed nail appointments?  No problem as long as you have a ‘Third World” class supply of nannies.