The dude’s (an assumption, I know) already got some major issues going on, but a pineapple hairstyle, please….
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Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem
Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
Broward County Sheriff – Nowhere To Hide
It was not a good weekend on the Talk Show circuit for Broward County Sheriff, Scott Israel.
Eric Clapton – “I Shot the Sheriff”
“Blacken Fish – Cajun Style”, not “Blacklist”
Fair warning. The irony is strong with this one.
Since the show, itself, portrays violence in all it's varied forms as integral to the plot, perhaps instead of capitalizing on violence to gain and pander to an audience, you should change to format to a cooking show. Maybe "Blackened Fish – Cajun style" would work. Do ya think?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 25, 2018
An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits
Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.
The great thing about the 1st Amendment is that the uniformed and opinionated get to express themselves freely. Had you chosen to question why the murderous Nork Dictator's sister,Kim Yo-jong, was there rather than Ivanka, your opinion might actually have been worth two spits.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 25, 2018
Do Not Be A Can Not Bee
Miss Nancy does “Do Be a Do Bee”
Weapons Guide for the Uninformed
Michael Ramirez helps inform the uninformed about weapons statistics.
New Product To Help Clean Up After FakeNews CNN Town Halls
You know that the aftermath of a FakeNews CNN Town Hall can be truly nasty and almost impossible to clean up behind (Huh?). But now, with the New RotoWipe your little problems get flushed right down the drain. No more dealing with nasty hangers-on, dingleberries, or having to do the dreaded TP Shuffle.
FakeNews CNN – Show Us The Facts
You say facts matter, CNN. So let’s get to the bottom of the facts. Produce all of the texts, emails, 
notes, and communications of any kind regarding organizing the Town Hall event. Make sure to include story boards and direction from Top Management. Include any communications to Advertisers or Ad Agencies regarding placement of any ads along with sales presentations.
Now, agree to testify to the facts, under oath, along with all civilian principals, before a Congressional Committee. Then maybe we will know the facts.
Based on historic precedent, one tends to give the kid credibility. What's the reason, CNN, for the differing stories. Did CNN try to edit for 'clarity'? Maybe Congress should hold a hearing with all involved, participants and CNN, under oath, and get to the bottom of it.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 23, 2018