Meep. Meep. Losers.
liberals
Perfect San Francisco Secret Straw
Don’t want to be arrested by the Straw Police? Jail’s not for you? But you’d still rather sip than slosh? Try this instead. The Police will never notice….
Millennial Mug
It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.
**Thanks Anon in MT
“From My Cold, Dead Hands….”
**Sponsored by your local Friends of the NRA-STRAW Association
Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
3 Iron Or A Fairway Wood, Queenie?
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis – “The Caddy”