Had that been G.W. Bush, or any Republican President, the world as we know it would have come to an end. But President Obama, he just “tee’s” up another round of golf — he’ll do something next Tuesday. Maybe. Unless he finds out where Malia’s keeping her stash. Then it will be whenever.
Throughout the halls and “Safe-Spaces” of the University of Missouri, the horrified cries ring out, “Oh God!! Where’s his safety line?? He hasn’t got a Helmet on his braincase! Does that old beater even have an emergency brake? There’s no warning signs at all!! How will he know what to do??”
Even Droids think twice before entering the city limits of Detroit.
Warning: Eye Bleach Alert!!
Alleged NSFW photos from Nancy Pelosi’s hacked emails are after the jump. You Do Not want to see Hillary and Nancy like this!!
