Megyn Kelly’s verbal slip tonight calling Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sandals, was a little late to the ball. You can order your own Bernie Sandals here: Bernie Sanders Flip-Flops
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Common Core Car
You don’t know whether you’re coming or going with this creation. One thing is for certain, this lemon called “Common Core” will not be producing lemonade any time soon.
Hispanica – Neighborhood Block Party
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you, because according to the “Border Patrol Union: Agents (are being) Ordered to Release Criminal Aliens, (and) Illegal Immigrants.”
Bernie’s Energy Plan
Bernie Sanders has a comprehensive Energy Plan that is a “yuuge” idea.
Black Olives Matter
Always check for the big picture.
New Democratic Party Mascot
With Hillary (I’m not a crook) Clinton and Bernie (Here’s your free shit) Sanders as Presidential candidates, the new Democratic Party decided they needed to trade their old Jackass mascot in for a more contemporary model.
Today’s Bacon – Grease Monkey
It’s very eerie the way the little guys arm reaches out from the roll in order to grab the bacon. But I guess that just proves the old adage, “always watch your bacon”.
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CDC Chic – Decorating Hints
The CDC calls this bathroom remodel, “the Used To Be Favorite, Politically Correct, Elitist, Buy Stock–Can’t Lose, Environmentally conscious, Sustainable Mexican Quick Serve” plan.
Shooter’s Dream Gift
I want one of these. Really bad. With Obama getting ready to tax ammunition the way they tax cigarettes, I need one of these.
