How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? BARACK OBAMA.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? CHUCK SCHUMER.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? JOE BIDEN.
Bernie Sanders made an unscheduled flyover of the Republican Caucuses (some prefer caucii) in Nevada tonight. His message was clear to all….
I think Bernie has been letting his “little head” think for his “big head”. Everybody knows you have to add Unicorn Dust first.
Or is it Pope Sanctimonious I? Or Perhaps, just plain Pope Hypocrite.
Who even cares?
Nevada caucus attendees mull over their choice(s) tonight.
There’s going to be no more phony coin tosses for Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. From none other than the NYTimes (even a broken clock gets it 2 times a day), “A Deck of Cards Could Determine Some Nevada Caucus Results.”
When in Las Vegas … what better way to break a tie in a political caucus than a deck of cards?
On Friday, the Nevada Democratic Party released answers to frequently asked questions ahead of the caucuses on Saturday.
The guidelines included the 250 caucus locations statewide…(and) also included what would happen if Hillary Clinton and Senator Bernie Sanders happen to tie on Saturday. Enter the deck of cards.
“In the rare circumstances where two or more presidential preference groups are tied for the loss or gain of a precinct-level delegate and have the same lowest or highest decimal,” the state party says, “groups must draw a single card from a deck of cards to break the tie. High card determines the winner.”
