Did you ever notice that rules don’t apply to liberals? Especially when Bernie or Hillary are pitching another load of “Free Shit”. Don’t get in her way…..
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Bernie Sanders’ Colorado Victory Speech
When asked why he had such a crushing victory over Hillary Clinton in Colorado, Bernie Sanders replied with this little homily…
Trump Deraignment Syndrome Begins
Courtesy of the NY Daily News we get, perhaps, the stupidest story yet about Trump Deraignment Syndrome, “The complete guide to fleeing President Donald Trump’s America“.
For folks across the nation, the election of Donald Trump would make America grate — again.
The mere thought of President Trump taking the oath of office on Jan. 20, 2017, has already led to threats from U.S. citizens that they would leave our red, white and blue borders behind if The Donald reaches The White House.
But get this howler!! The number one “Enclave for expats” is (drumroll, please), Singapore–the Caning Capital of the World. I would encourage Meg Wagner, the author of this tripe, to take her own advice and try it. Then she can pen another piece and tell us all how it worked out for her.
Singapore might be your best bet. The island nation boasts the top quality of life for expats, according to a 2015 survey of expats by InterNations, a 2 million-person strong network of migrants.
The Asian county earned the title for its slew of high-paying jobs, welcoming atmosphere, stellar health care facilities and top-notch public transit. English, one of Singapore’s four official languages, is used frequently, especially in urban areas, so communication barriers are limited for Americans.
Move you Lefty idiots! These fine folks in Singapore will beat you like a drum, and there ain’t no safe spaces. Here’s your menu of caning choices. Chew on it. The list below is just a partial summary. The link clicks to a complete list which is a real killer.
OFFENCES FOR WHICH JUDICIAL CANING IS AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE
The Muppets “Heart” Bernie
How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.
Bernie Sanders Merchandise Takes ‘Hit’ After South Carolina Primary
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
One Child Left Behind
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
Supreme Hypocrisy – Barack Obama Style
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? BARACK OBAMA.
Supreme Hypocrisy – Chuck Schumer Style
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? CHUCK SCHUMER.
Supreme Hypocrisy – Joe Biden Style
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? JOE BIDEN.
Bernie’s Nevada GOP Caucus Flyby
Bernie Sanders made an unscheduled flyover of the Republican Caucuses (some prefer caucii) in Nevada tonight. His message was clear to all….
Bernie Sanders’ Plan for “Big Oil”
I think Bernie has been letting his “little head” think for his “big head”. Everybody knows you have to add Unicorn Dust first.
Pope Holier Than Thou
Or is it Pope Sanctimonious I? Or Perhaps, just plain Pope Hypocrite.
