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Make America Steak Again

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With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans.  Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.

make_america_steak_again“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.

The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.

California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”.  And Mexicans.

Tactics Advice for Charlotte ‘BLM’ Protesters

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The Charlotte Observer reports that the, “District attorney exonerates officer, denounces rumors in killing of Keith Scott“.

In an emphatic declaration, Mecklenburg District Attorney Andrew Murray said Wednesday he found no legal wrongdoing in the shooting death of a blm_advice_for_charlotte_protestersCharlotte man by police, and denounced pervasive rumors spread by social media about the case.

“I’m extremely convinced that Mr. Vinson’s use of deadly force was lawful,” Murray said.

In another story that reports on the protests following the revelations, The Charlotte Observer writes,

Four people were arrested following protests Wednesday night in uptown Charlotte after the county’s top prosecutor said no charges would be filed against the Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officer who fatally shot Keith Lamont Scott.

And, of course, this provokes me to ask the age old question, “How do you ‘top a train?” Obviously, the answer is, “You ‘tep on the brake, ‘tupid!” Drumroll, please.

It’s Deja Poo All Over Again

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Well, now you have the ‘real’ news. According to Townhall, President Obama blamed Fox News for the Democratic loss because “Fox News [was] in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country”.  That’s a wrap folks.  All you need to know is that it was somebody else’s fault.  Not Obama’s.  Case closed.

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**Yogi Berra – “It’s deja vu all over again“

#DumpKellogs

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Your favorite breakfast cereal brand, Kelloggs, has decided to become a political tool used by Establishment Liberals to attack Conservative Cereal Crunchers (CCC’s) who enjoy Breitbart News as much as they do their morning helping of Fruit Loops.  CCC’s of the world unite in telling Kelloggs that we don’t “need no stinkin’ liberal hypocrisy” with our Pop Tarts.  Click the #DumpKelloggs image to be redirected to the Breitbart Boycott sign up form.

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