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Daily Darwin – Hey Guys! Take The New ‘Firecracker Challege’
Darwin, while rolling on the floor laughing his ass off, says guys, really? You’re actually going to place explosives next to your ‘ownliest’ genome jewels and then explode them. The explosives, that is. And obviously your jewels too. You know the ones that are parked right next to the explosive. You know it’s not going to work out well, right? But the ‘clicks’ are worth it? OK, then. Whatever lights your fire. You will definitely not be polluting the old gene pool. How do you spell eunuch? E U N U C H. What’s that spell? Y O U.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
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Order your seeds today for a gloriously bountiful harvest of pompadovers this spring.
Daily Darwin – Skin’s Cheap Compared to Fiberglass
Darwin cackles gleefully as he points out that this motorcycle clown act probably did $10,000 damage to his bike, but, just like his IQ, this genius’ genomes and skin are pretty cheap.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors









