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You’re Gonna Need Your New California Conceal Carry License

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It’s called the CCSC License (California Concealed Straw Carry), and you can bet your sippy-cup it will be tough bitch to get.

Near future Shithole – like This Afternoon

Normally it’s a crime to carry either a ‘full or an empty’ straw in public in California. It doesn’t matter whether you are carrying a concealed straw or one that is openly carried or displayed in a beverage.

Unless you have a CCSC (California Concealed Straw Carry) license, publicly carrying a straw in California is against the law… period.

But you may be issued a permit to carry “a straw, flexible or fixed, or other flexible sipping impliment capable of being concealed upon the person” if:

  • You are of good moral character;
  • Good cause exists for issuance of the license because you or a member of your family has an unquenchable thirst;
  • You meet certain residency requirements; and
  • You have completed an acceptable course of straw, and straw sipping techniques training.

And don’t forget your $Million $Dollar Humane Safe Straw Storage and Disposal Guarantee Bond. Don’t leave home without it.

**Thanks Anon in MT

FakeNews CNN’s Whining Again

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Jim Acosta – a Weasel’s weasel. Great hair, though.

Jim. If you really want the Trump supporters to stop with the “CNN Sucks” mantra, try some ‘fair and balanced’ reporting for a change.  No pun intended on the ‘fair and balanced’, just take an objective look at the havoc the Democrats and their supporters are causing.  You probably could get away with being a weasel if you shouted the same type of nasty questions at Chuck or Nancy during their Press Conferences.