Speaking allegorically about Canada’s War on Drugs – “For Want of a Nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.” Now don’t bogart that joint, my friend….
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Lollipop Land Welcome Agent
He’s on his way to work as an “Official Lollipop Land Munchkin Welcome Agent”. The ‘crocs‘ are just for traveling to the jobsite – he’ll be donning his Official Munchkin-approved Footwear before beginning his greeter duties.
“The Wizard of Oz” – A Munchkin Welcome
https://youtu.be/6KSiyaqnZYs
Darwin’s Sparkler Brigade
From Bic lighters to sparklers, Darwin’s Brigade boys keep testing the limits of stupid human tricks. Pass the burn ointment, please. Gag….that burn ointment really, really tastes bad. And that ‘Eau de Tongue’ aroma….? Gnarly.
Darwin’s Bic-Biting Brigade
Even for a Batman, Bic-biting rarely works out well.
Elizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ Warren Eats Humble “Pow-Wow Chow” Pie
It’s not been a good couple of days for Elizabeth Warren. Her so-called DNA proof of her so-called Cherokee heritage turned out to be as genuine as, well, her so-called Native American recipes.
Don’t Mess With The Girl
Told you.
Not Your Daddy’s Carnival Ride
Or he could have just maxed out his “FakeNews CNN Tolerance Threshold” and decide to bail out from the Daily 24 Hour News Cycle.
F-15 Ejection at Supersonic Speed













