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Auntie Mabel’s Swat Team
Watch as Auntie Mabel swats flying Fairie creatures.
#Whiner – No Parking for Snowflakes Here
Throughout the halls and “Safe-Spaces” of the University of Missouri, the horrified cries ring out, “Oh God!! Where’s his safety line?? He hasn’t got a Helmet on his braincase! Does that old beater even have an emergency brake? There’s no warning signs at all!! How will he know what to do??”
Little Lindsay Volunteers
“Little Lindsay” Graham put on his big boy pants and volunteered to take over Donald Trump’s candidacy should “The Donald” decide to bail because of bad polling numbers.
Mr. Trump was heard telling one of his handler’s to send “Little Lindsay” a reminder to zip his fly before opening his mouth.
Today’s Bacon – Nuts for Nutella
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Hillary Eyes Bill’s Cigars
As the polls widen, Hillary is making sure she knows where Bill is keeping his cigars.
