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Donald’s Detroit Poll Watchers

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Here are three of Donald Trump’s Motor City volunteer Poll Watchers.  These “Machine-heads for Trump” remind us that one shouldn’t bring a club to a chain-gun fight or a polling place.

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Here are some of Barack’s finest Philadelphia Poll Watchers in 2008.

Daily Darwin – Squandered Their Luck

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Darwin says notably, that some genomes are destined to use all of their good fortune in one glorious moment. After that, it’ll be a paper cut or an ingrown toenail that gets ’em.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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FBI Flip-Flops Again on It’s Previous Flip-Flop

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Are you ready for that ‘Effing Big Meteor Strike yet?

BREAKING: Hillary OFF the hook as FBI Director James Comey reveals the department will NOT change its July decision after further email investigation

election_2016_meteor_strikeThe FBI has announced it will not make any changes to its July decision on Hillary Clinton’s emails, meaning the Democratic nominee will not be charged.

Congressman Jason Chaffetz tweeted out the massive news on Sunday afternoon.

‘FBI Dir just informed us “Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton”,’ Chaffetz wrote.

 

It’s Acme Pumpkin Season

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Time brings us “The 9 Rules of Every Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Cartoon“.

The Looney Tunes universe had boundaries as severe as an Acme anvil to the head.

A list of rules for the creators of the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons acme_pumpkin_wile_e_coyotehas been circulating online and the instructions explain why every episode was almost exactly the same.

Rules for the show include a restriction on dialogue (save for “Beep-beep!”), setting (“All action must be confined to wile_e_coyotes_9_rulesthe natural environment of the two characters — the Southwest American desert”) and outcomes (“The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures”). There’s even an instruction on who the real enemy of Wile E. is: “gravity.”

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