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Daily Darwin – How To Launch a Human Nutsack
Darwin rolls on the floor laughing his ass off as he sagely observes that if one has so little respect for his ‘onliest’ genomes as to allow a pickup truck (a big pickup truck, at that) to kick him in his very own nutsack (err…personal genome protection device) he really, really deserves to have those rather dim-witted genomes to be cleansed from humanity’s ‘ownliest’ gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rube Goldberg’s Adventures With Thomas Train
Here’s where Rube Goldberg meets ‘The Little Engine That Could‘. “I think I can, I think?” Not quite right, but could the ‘Little Engine’s’ name be Thomas “The Rube” Train? That would be pretty special, wouldn’t it?
Baby Android Alien, or Naked Tickle Me Elmo?
Give the gift that insures your kid will never want to watch ‘Sesame Street‘ again.








