NBC’s Lester Holt – North Korean Tool

Lester was so busy ‘reporting’ on how good the Norks have it now (see the happy skiers, everyone), that no one on that crack NBC staff noticed that virtually everyone was wearing one of a half dozen identical styles.  Just look behind Lester…. You’ve got your Orange Pair, Your Aqua Pair, Your Minty Green Pair and Your Blue Pair. Heh.  It’s “ParkaGate”.  Read a little further, and we’ll show you what Lester has in common with ‘Hanoi Jane’ Fonda.

Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Home Builder Brigade

Darwin points out that he has finally found out where members of his infamous ‘Ladder Brigade’ park their genomes for the night. His initial thought on learning, “Whoa, that first step is a real bitch”.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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