I love that quote from General Tso.
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Halloween Weather Ahead
It’s a Starbucks marketing plot…
What is a ‘Flamboyance’ of Flamingos in the Men’s Room Called?
Hurricane Prep.
Keith Richards RIP Update – “I Won’t Back Down” Edition
Keith still lives, but Tom Petty, unfortunately, does not. Tom made his ‘Guitar Gently Weep‘ while every ‘American Girl’s‘ knees got a little wobbly. He vowed he ‘Won’t Back Down‘ until he got his ‘Last Dance With Mary Jane‘. He did and it was his last. I wish you ‘Hadn’t Done Me Like That‘ so soon, Tom.
Now here’s Keith, Rock’s true ‘Energizer Bunny’ – he just keeps waggin’ (and shaggin’) that tail.
Gun Control Starbucks Style
Today marks the start of both ‘Gun Control Season’ and ‘Pumpkin Spice Season’.
‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat
Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Shovel Patrol
Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Murica – Redneck Water Park
Earline. Don’t get that smoke wet, ya hear?
Mr. Miyagi’s Eight-legged Assistant – Wax On, Wax Off
Mr. Kensuke Miyagi, the Karate Kid’s intrepid instructor, has a new assistant instructor for those times when “wax on, wax off” just isn’t enough.
Which Clown – Door One? Or Door Two?
The doors revealed…. Wait! Nobody mentioned Door Three. Try clicking it. You know you want to know.
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How Was Your Day At The Office?
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.
Amazon’s Newest Holiday Delivery Scheme
It had to happen. Amazon’s ‘Drone Delivery’ is going to the dogs. UPS, Amazon’s prime delivery partner (no pun intended) is excited about the concept too. Currently in the middle of intense contract negotiations with the Teamsters, UPS Management is convinced that they can secure some tasty concessions by throwing a bone or two to the Delivery Dogs. The Delivery Dogs, we hear, are holding fast for a boost in their “Prime Cuts” ration of at least 15% and an additional paid daily hydrant break.
