It’s Monday again. That means it’s time not to watch Monday Night Football. Besides having more Holiday things you need to do it’s gonna be another game where the crappy team (Tampa Bucs 4-9) gets beaten by the mediocre team (Atlanta Falcons 8-5) in a lackluster waste of time.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
What does it say about the state of this family when the only rational members are thought to be the dogs?
CNSNews.com reports, “Entire Family Turns Transgender”. Oh, my!!
An entire family – man, woman, son and daughter – in Arizona is transgender.
The father identifies as a woman. His fiancée, the mother-to-be, identifies as a man. The son considers himself a girl and, of course, the daughter thinks she’s actually a boy. An entire transgender family, all under one roof.
KJZZ did not report the gender status of the couple’s two dogs.
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