He Was Courageously Dodging Sniper Fire.
Joe Biden, Man of Action, Dodges Enemy Fire for the Third Time
FakeNews CNN
Breaking News – Biden Announces White House Pet
Joe says, “His name is Jeff and he’s quite the loyal newshound. Now if I could get him to stop humping my leg…”
CNN Breaking News – Trump Doctors Refuse To Denounce White Blood Cell Supremacy
Jim Acosta Calls President “Coronavirus in Chief.”
Jeez, Jim. He's home. I bet you wear your mask will driving alone in your car.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) October 6, 2020
FakeNews CNN – Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests
CNN Succeeds In Adding More Moron To The Definition Of “Oxymoron“
I Don’t Watch CNN
And I Don’t Eat Out Of The Toilet. Rules To Live By.
FakeNews CNN’s Trump Derangement Syndrome Gets In The Way Of The Facts… Again
Oh, wait! Maybe we should retract the story and apologize to Donald Trump…?? Naw!!
CNN’s Mount Rushmore Trigger Warning
Footage Of Trump’s Patriotic Event At Mount Rushmore is Vewy, Vewy Scawey. Head To Your Safe Space, Snowflakes.
Babylon Bee—In a move to make sure its primary audience of dumb snowflake
triggered sissy libs wasn’t scarred for life, CNN graciously broadcast a trigger warning ahead of its report on Trump’s “dangerously patriotic” speech in front of Mount Rushmore last week.
The message warned CNN’s dozens of viewers that they would soon see horrifying carvings of long-dead racist presidents, President Trump saying some words, and also some disturbing American flags. CNN anchors then encouraged viewers with any liberal relatives in the room to turn away for a few minutes so as not to melt instantly into a puddle of liberal tears.
/sarc ‘n /snark
IQ By AOC – CNN Built A Wall
What’s next, CNN? Protesting ‘children’ in cages?
