Let’s face it. With this on the menu, I’m gonna have to mask and glove up, grab the sanitizer spray, and head to the Walmart for a restock. Even the kitty won’t touch ’em…
Did You Know That There’s a ‘Testicle Festival’ in Michigan? And Yes, It’s Canceled
Thanks, Governor Whitmer. You squeeze the life out of fun. First no bull seeds, then no veggie seeds at the Home Depot.
The 9th annual Testicle Festival in Deerfield, Michigan (which is about 35 miles south of Ann Arbor), which was supposed to take place over this past weekend, was canceled due to the COVID-19 outbreak.
This may surprise you but this post isn’t about coronavirus – we NEED to talk about the festival itself.
It’s held at the Deerfield American Legion and usually attracts up to 2,000 visitors. They spend about 12 hours eating…wait for it…fried bull testicles.
The festival has been postponed until May 9th and the testicles are being frozen until then.
Let Them Eat Crickets! Bugs Today, Granny Tomorrow.
Gimme a “Bug Burger” and an order of Flies
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The Guardian – The Food safety agency’s decision could put mealworms, locusts and baby crickets on menus. It is being billed as the long-awaited breakthrough moment in European gastronomy for mealworm burgers, locust aperitifs and cricket granola.
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Eeewww!! – Cricketeria Reprise – Forget that turkey. Or dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberries. Belly up to the cricket buffet. Eat your fill and feel good about exterminating hunger for the next generation.
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The 9th annual Testicle Festival in Deerfield, Michigan (which is about 35 miles south of Ann Arbor), which was supposed to take place over this past weekend, was canceled due to the COVID-19 outbreak.
