It appears that Little Marco Rubio was wrong about the volume of cordwood in Donald Trump’s woodpile.
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Trump Wins First Lady’s Endorsement
After a remarkably Presidential performance in last night’s Florida Republican Primary Debate, Donald Trump received this stunning endorsement….
Here’s First Lady Moochelle in the Spin Room following the debate.
Debate Night – Stuck In The Middle With You
Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight. I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I’m wondering how I’ll get down those stairs.
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Steelers Wheel
GOP’s DC Cartel Plan for Donald Trump
The GOP DC Cartel cannot allow Donald Trump to run the table on next Tuesday’s SUPER MEGA Tuesday Winner Take All primaries.
Any thoughts as to which candidate the Caveman represents?? And the Lizard?? Two Choices there. And the Yuuuge stomping GOP Elite DC Cartel elephant foot?? Wait. Did I give that one away? Here’s the breakout for Delegate Allocation.
Carly Fiorina – DC Cartel
Romney Cages Trump
Another one bites the old Romney “roof rack“.
Super Saturday – Presidential Oscars Night
It’s no wonder that movie box office receipts are plummeting.
Donald “LBJ” Trump – Junkster
The Daily Caller can write a headline, “Donald Trump Clarifies The Size Of His Junk On National TV“.
Donald Trump made sure to clarify that his hands are not small and neither is his penis on national TV.
During Thursday night’s Republican debate on Fox News, Trump said, “I guarantee you there’s no problem” with the “something else” that “must be
small.”
“And as far as — and I have to say this, I have to say this. [Rubio] hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I have never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you,” Trump insisted.
For all you Liberal Democrats aghast at the thought of the junk in the Trumpster’s trunk, remember fondly your own Lyndon “Jumbo” Johnson, 36th President of the United States.
From an excerpt of Robert Caro’s biography, via the New York Review of Books:
He [Johnson] early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.
Quote snatched from The Gawker, “LBJ Was Obsessed With His Dick“