Donald Trump

Donald “LBJ” Trump – Junkster

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The Daily Caller can write a headline, “Donald Trump Clarifies The Size Of His Junk On National TV“.

Donald Trump made sure to clarify that his hands are not small and neither is his penis on national TV.

During Thursday night’s Republican debate on Fox News, Trump said, “I guarantee you there’s no problem” with the “something else” that “must be LBJ_Jumbosmall.”

“And as far as — and I have to say this, I have to say this. [Rubio] hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I have never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you,” Trump insisted.

For all you Liberal Democrats aghast at the thought of the junk in the Trumpster’s trunk, remember fondly your own Lyndon “Jumbo” Johnson, 36th President of the United States.

From an excerpt of Robert Caro’s biography, via the New York Review of Books:

He [Johnson] early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.

Quote snatched from The Gawker, “LBJ Was Obsessed With His Dick“

Power Lunch With Donald Trump

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When Donald Trump was asked how he prepared for yesterdays onslaught from Mitt Romney’s afternoon speech and then the evenings Republican Debate stuck between Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz (Drudge’s “Cuban Sandwich“), he said that he had a nice lunch and meditated.

Well what did you have for lunch, Donald?  A hot dog.  A hot dog?  Yeah, an Armored Hot Dog.

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One Reason to Vote Trump

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If you at a tipping point and just can’t pull the trigger for a candidate, this one reason might persuade you to vote for Donald Trump.  According to The Examiner, “Al Sharpton might ‘get out of here’ if Trump wins.”

Well, Hell.  Vote for Trump a dozen times if that what it takes to get Sharpton out of here.  But I digress.  They wrote.

Rev. Al Sharpton told attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event Thursday he would flee the country if Donald Trump won the Al_Sharpton_Parasiteelection, in order to avoid being deported by Trump.

Sharpton, a Democrat, had positive feedback for many of the Republican presidential candidates until he got to Trump.

“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone [else], while I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” Sharpton told attendees, who responded in laughter.