Donald Trump
Trump – “I Love the Smell of Carbon Fuels in the Morning….”
From Reuters, “Trump signs order dismantling Obama-era climate policies“.
President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an order to undo Obama-era climate change regulations, keeping a campaign promise to support the coal industry and calling into question U.S. support for an international deal to fight global warming.
Flanked by coal miners and coal company executives, Trump proclaimed his “Energy Independence” executive order at the headquarters of the Environmental Protection Agency.
“Apocalypse Now” – “It smells like victory!” Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
Trump Draws – Chiraq Shot Clock
With a little help from HeyJackass!, Donald Trump Draws Chicago’s Shot Clock.
FakeNews Fail – Rachael Maddow Scoops Trump Taxes
From Rachael’s parent network, NBC, “Trump Paid $38 Million in 2005 Federal Income Tax, White House Says Before Report.”
In a statement, the White House said the “illegally published” pages proved only that Trump “was one of the most successful businessmen in the world with a responsibility to his company, his family and his employees to pay no more tax than legally required.”
Rachael Maddow’s Trump Tax Scoop
Rachael Maddow’s “scoop” proved that Donald Trump paid enough taxes to keep Rosie O’Donnell from starving. And believe me, that took a ‘bigly’ amount of taxes (more than $38,000,000) to do.












