There are other stories besides COVID-19 that the Media could cover…

Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair
The Babylon Bee–Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden
immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people’s personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.
Staffers usually don’t let Biden play with sharp objects, but he managed to find some safety scissors stashed behind the Metamucil in his campaign bus. Using the purple plastic scissors, he cut a large hole and then fitted the mask to his face, confident that he was protecting himself and others from the virus.
The Babylon Bee takes /sarc ‘n /snark to a whole ‘nuther level.
You can call me Sam, or you can call me Samuel, or you can call me L., or you can call me Lying’, or you can call me Dog-faced, you can even call me Pony Solder…. But you dasn’t call me Samuel L. “Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier” Jackson.
You Can Call Me Ray
Just remember, Joe, a tiger will not put up with your usual hair-sniffing schtick. You’re more likely to lose a hand, or almost lose your head like Roy Horn did back in October 2003.
Creepy Joe Biden Hair Sniffing Compilation