Creepy Joe Biden
Creepy Joe Biden Has A Creepy New COVID-19 Mask
Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair
The Babylon Bee–Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden
immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people’s personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.
Staffers usually don’t let Biden play with sharp objects, but he managed to find some safety scissors stashed behind the Metamucil in his campaign bus. Using the purple plastic scissors, he cut a large hole and then fitted the mask to his face, confident that he was protecting himself and others from the virus.
The Babylon Bee takes /sarc ‘n /snark to a whole ‘nuther level.
You Can Call Me Jackson
You can call me Sam, or you can call me Samuel, or you can call me L., or you can call me Lying’, or you can call me Dog-faced, you can even call me Pony Solder…. But you dasn’t call me Samuel L. “Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier” Jackson.
You Can Call Me Ray
‘Creepy’ Joe Biden – Fear and Groping In Las Vegas
Just remember, Joe, a tiger will not put up with your usual hair-sniffing schtick. You’re more likely to lose a hand, or almost lose your head like Roy Horn did back in October 2003.
Creepy Joe Biden Hair Sniffing Compilation
Joe Biden Has Used Coronavirus Hiatus To Retool His Campaign
And That’s “No Malarkey”
Jeez!! It’s just can’t get any worse… and that’s really no malarkey.
No White House Easter Egg Roll For Ol’ Joe
Even though the White House Easter Egg Roll has been cancelled this year for Ol’ Joe (and everyone else due to the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic), Joe could still get an “Official” Egg set by ordering here.
Not Joe’s Eggs, but he could order some and claim that they are from his Administration.
Creepy Ol’ Biden
Whether he’s called ‘Joe’ or ‘Toe’ or ‘Quid Pro’ or ‘Hairy’ or ‘Creepy’ or ‘Sniffy’ or ‘Groping’ or ‘Plugs’ or even ‘Joe-mentia’ … Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. will provide the comic relief for this election season.
Your Choices For The Next Democratic Presidential Primary
Pinch!! Ouch, That Hurts… Let’s Have Another Primary And Vote Again.
These guys really know how to stink up a voting booth
Tulsi’s In It To Win It
Congresswoman Gabbard notes, “After all, the Coronavirus still has a vote…”
Los Angeles Times – Yes, Tulsi Gabbard is still running for president.
She has remained in the race as numerous candidates with far more support nationally — including most recently Bloomberg and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren — have dropped out.
But Gabbard appears set on continuing.
