Coronavirus
Corolla Virus Discovered In Chicago
Washing your car is one of the most important steps of maintaining your vehicle’s health. However, it’s important to take the proper measures.
Wash the salt and debris off of your car every 10 days or less to minimize the effects of salt damage. Don’t forget the underside of your car!
Be sure that your vehicle is dry by the time the freezing nighttime temperatures approach. Consider washing your car earlier in the day when temperatures are above 40 degrees to be safe.
After washing, prevent locks from freezing by opening and closing the doors and trunk several times.
Remember. If you take these precautions you may be able to avoid the Corolla Virus and help prevent the spread of it in your community.
/sarc ‘n /snark
Jack Daniels Corona Chaser
No. Not a Boilermaker, but Jack with a Spritzer…err, sprayer.

M-M-M-My Corona
Global Pandemic Media Brings You, “My Corona”.
Blasé About ‘The End Of The World As We Know It’
“When In Danger, Or In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.”
Iranians Try 7th Century Cure For Coronavirus
Iranians Lick Shrines in Defiance of Coronavirus
He said that many people have “spread lies” that this window “contracted” corona, AIDS, hepatitis, and “such nonsense.” He said that he is licking the bars so the disease enters his body and future pilgrims will be safe. “I have now eaten the corona disease,” he said.
Democrats 2020 – “We Don’t Need No Stinking Walls…”
Coronavirus Is 2020 Democrats’ New Case Against Trump
What an extraordinary lack of self awareness they have, proving that Democrats should never, ever again be given control of Government.
BuzzFeed News – Michael Bloomberg is airing an ad titled “Pandemic” across TV nationwide. Elizabeth Warren put out an early plan for preventing the spread of infectious diseases. Amy Klobuchar has talked about containing the virus as a way of transcending partisan politics. And Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg, and Tom Steyer are all talking about the virus as they campaign ahead of the South Carolina primary on Friday and in 16 Super Tuesday contests next week.
The common factor: Each candidate has turned the outbreak into a new, potent critique of Trump, hitching their individual campaign messaging to a story that has otherwise begun to pull Americans’ attention away from the presidential election.








