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Bernie’s Free Shoes
Bernie Sandals must have given out some free shoes to his Trump hating constituents in order to get them out of bed just to give “The Donald’s Star” the finger.
Bernie Sanders – The New Face of MasterCard
Hey. You gotta make a buck however you can. Right? Bern? Priceless!!
Bernie’s Storm Troopers
Bernie Sanders brought out the big guns–actually, the AT-AT Walkers (All Terrain Armored Transports) for yesterday’s Primary Contests in order to get every last voter to the polls. But, alas and anon, the “Force” was not with him.
Trump’s CWB Program – Corps of Wall Builders
Here’s the Math. You have 2000 miles of Wall to Build. That’s approximately 10,560,000 feet, or roughly 126,720,000 inches. You also have 11 to 13 million Illegal Immigrants, AKA CWB Corpsman. If you divide the length of the wall by an average number of CWB’s of say, 12 million, then each CWB’er is only responsible for 11 inches of wall. Seems doable to me….