The celebs have gotten themselves a “Ticket to Ride” out of the country should Donald J. Trump be elected President. Will we miss them? A lot? Or not so much? Here’s the rogues gallery.
The Beatles – “Ticket to Ride” (Live at Wembley Stadium) 1965
“Absolutely, yes. And we suffered from that all along the 20th century,” Fox said, mentioning the likes of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, as well as the Perons and the Kirchners of Argentina. “And I’m surprised this nation is going back to the old days of the gringo feo, of the ugly American but also going back to populism.”
Oh, wait a minute. Hillary left that shoe in a ditch back at the World Trade Center Memorial Service. My bad self.
Typhoid Hillary rolls off the tongue a bit better than a more precise Mrs. Pneumonia Clinton.
Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Cookie Monster was only trying to explain the letter “C” to Hillary.
Cookies last known ‘live’ appearance at Hillary’s Chappaqua home and private server location.
Little Miss TrigglyPuff is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.
Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering 
menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.
And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.
All this for only $52,000 as year. No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.
Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.
And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff. Watch.
We find there is yet one more way to separate fools from their money. The Metro tells us, “There’s now a retreat where you can do yoga with goats“. Goat yoga! Heh!!
No Regrets Farm in Willamette Valley, Oregon, is now offering people the opportunity to do their daily yoga with goats.
The Goat Retreat was set up by former professional photographer Lainey Morse, who wanted to start a new business based on her farm.
When a local yoga instructor was searching for a place for her classes, Lainey offered up her farm – along with the goats that live there.
Now, to be clear, the goats don’t actually participate in the yoga. They’re
The goats are there more for moral support and the weird factor, preventing you from getting bored midway through all that deep-breathing.
Perhaps Hillary is a “Closet Hoarder”. You know the type: 1) No real relationships, 2) Shops QVC for companionship, 3) Compulsively buys other people’s trash off Ebay so she’ll have more than anyone else, 4) Has 50 cats and uses “Eau de LitterBox” parfume, 5) And is buried under bags upon bags of old emails.
She could have a documentary filmed–Just like Anthony and Huma did. Or maybe a Reality Show….
See the Daily Caller story, “Hillary Bought Used BlackBerries On Ebay “.
Hillary Clinton purchased some of the BlackBerries she used as secretary of state on eBay, Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz said on Wednesday.
“That’s what she liked, so she did it. It creates this huge vulnerability. And it’s
In addition, she should consider ditching the 50 cats. That might help that little coughing up hairballs problem she has going on.
This is what happens to folks (or pets) that know where Hillary’s secrets are stashed.
The “Tricky Dicky” Nixon moniker stuck and was reaffirmed by Nixon’s resignation. My theory is that Hillary Clinton owns the handle “Crooked Hillary” and, who knows, if elected, the result could be deja vu all over again.
Here’s what Glenn Reynolds says in the USA Today’s, “‘Crooked Hillary’ nickname isn’t going away“.
The new FBI information suggests Clinton is either criminal, criminally incompetent or both.
When FBI Director James Comey declined to prosecute the former Secretary of State for mishandling classified information, he said that although she was extremely
Always looking to make a buck, Hillary’s not going to answer any questions until her trademark on the phrase “I can’t recall” is approved. Then she’ll not only be able to avoid answering any questions, but she can collect royalties when ever her trademarked phrase is used or infringed upon by others.
