Tired of being called programmed, robotic, and cold, Hillary Clinton plans to show voters the true ‘inner Hillary’ during the debate tonight. Hillary was heard saying she never understood what Bill saw in Gennifer anyway.
#CallMe
Do Be a Debate Dog
Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly. Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton 
paramour). And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.
Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.
For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head. It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….
My New Home Is In Chappaqua
When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,
We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.
It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,
Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)
SkittleGate
Let’s see. Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.
Trump has SkittleGate. OMG. The world as we know it is coming to an end.
Why Gary Johnson Won’t Be Debating
Gary is taking some time off the 2016 Campaign Trail so that he can learn a bit more about Geography before the 2020 Presidential Campaign season begins. He’s resolved to keep himself out of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries and actually study World Events. Want a cookie, Gary?
An Allegory Worth a Thousand Words
Here’s one view of ‘History’s’ perspective of TransGender Restroom Policies enacted during the Barack H. Obama Presidency. You’ve left quite the legacy, haven’t you Mr. Obama?
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.
Daily Darwin – That Damn Selfie Genome
Darwin notes that you should never get your genomes between a Terrorist and his iPhone while he’s taking a ‘selfie’, especially if said rocket scientist has grabbed the detonation iPhone. Boom….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xm6Ijn8v-s
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
David Brock – Chancellor of the Clinton School of Public Scumsucking
The Washington Free Beacon reports that, “David Brock Offers Money for New Dirt on Donald Trump“. So what else would be new with the Clinton’s and their cronies?
Hillary Clinton ally David Brock is offering to pay for new information on Donald
Trump, hoping that damaging audio or video on the Republican presidential candidate will be submitted to his super PAC.
Brock, founder of the left-wing Media Matters and operator of Correct the Record super PAC, recently posted the plea on Correct the Record’s website and is referring to the project as “TrumpLeaks,” NBC News reported.
Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump
Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House. Vote Donald Trump.
The Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s). Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.
Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.
Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.