“Minority Report” – Department of Pre-crime
“Big Government”
Congress – All Talk and No Walk
Pick your idiom. But whatever it is, remember you’re starving to death on empty calories.
- All bark and no bite.

- All hat and no cattle.
- All booster, no payload.
- All crown, no filling.
- All foam, no beer.
- All ham, no let. (for you fans of The Bard).
- All hammer, no nail.
- All icing, no cake.
- All lime and salt, no tequila.
- All mouth and no trousers.
- All shot, no powder.
- All sizzle and no steak.
- All wax and no wick.
Chris Christie’s BeachGate – No Beach For You This Weekend, Governor
Just in case the Governor is planning another little outing this weekend – a few cautionary memes. We’re watching you Governor Chris ‘Effing Christie, Beach Hog in Chief.
Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Show Me the Blubber Edition
Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Shark Jump Week
Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off.
Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories. In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes. Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.
You were expecting more memes? Ok.
Chris Christie’s BeachGate – The Evolution of a Meme
Chris “I didn’t get any sun” Christie has set the gold standard for chutzpah in political spin during a crisis – brazenly trying to ‘splain away his little beach trip. He has birthed a ‘whale’ of meme in the process that is guaranteed to be his own personal Jonah for the rest of his (possibly short) political career. Here’s the happy family beach scene that started it all. The Christie’s and company were probably the only lonesome family on the Jersey Shore that day, State budget cuts and all.
And here’s the memeonic aftermath of that humongously flawed decision. It’s called “Optics 101” Chris. You don’t push Grannie in the ditch and then get your picture taken laughing about it and giving her an extra little kick.
Congresswoman or Jurassic Rock Star?
Did I say Jurassic? I think I meant to say geriatric. Democratic Congresswoman, Rosa DeLauro, could take Ron Wood’s place center stage with Mick and not be out of place.










































