Bernie Sanders

Just In Time For Paris

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Since AGW Climate Change (AKA: Weather) is responsible for huge boulders, you might as well blame it for terrorists too.

From the Washington Post, “Another danger of climate change: Giant flying boulders?”  Oh Hell, Yes!!!  And Toenail Fungus, too!!  Don’t forget that!

ELEUTHERA, Bahamas — Standing atop a 60-foot cliff overlooking the Atlantic, James Hansen — the retired NASA scientist sometimes dubbed the Hillary_Bernie_Video_Or_Climate_Change“father of global warming” — examines two small rocks through a magnifying glass. Towering above him is the source of one of the shards: a huge boulder from a pair locals call “the Cow and the Bull,” the largest of which is estimated to weigh more than 1,000 tons.

The two giants have long been tourist attractions along this rocky coast. Perched not far from the edge of a steep cliff that plunges down into blue water, they raise an obvious question: How did they get up here?

Compounding the mystery, these two are among a series of giant boulders arranged in an almost perfect line across a narrow part of this 110-mile-long, wishbone-shaped island.

 

One Socialist

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Or another. Or as Hillary says, “What difference does it makes?”  Same end result.  Bernie’s camps will probably have Wi-Fi, but that’s progress, right?

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Urban Dictionary:

The Nazi Party was a political party in Germany, founded in 1919 by Anton Drexler. At first it was called “The German Worker’s Party”.

When Hitler later took over the party, helped by his oratorical skills, he renamed the party the NSDAP (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeitpartei), meaning National Socialist Germany Workers’ Party.

Later on the Great Depression helped the Nazi come to power in 1933.

Paul von Hindenburg, the president at the time, appointed Hitler Chancellor of Germany on January 30th 1933. Within 3 months, he had assumed dictatorial powers.

Hence, the Nazi Party is indeed what Hitler used, and what helped him to gain power and wage war across the globe.