Bernie Sanders
Bernie’s Energy Plan
Bernie Sanders has a comprehensive Energy Plan that is a “yuuge” idea.
New Democratic Party Mascot
With Hillary (I’m not a crook) Clinton and Bernie (Here’s your free shit) Sanders as Presidential candidates, the new Democratic Party decided they needed to trade their old Jackass mascot in for a more contemporary model.
The New Red
Presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders shows that “Gray truly is the new Red”.
Dem Debate Tonight
Find out which Democratic candidate, Bernie “the Commie” Sanders or Hillary the “‘effing Liar” Clinton, will be the first to blame the Koch Brothers for the Robot Uprising.
An App for It
The Federal Reserve is in the beta testing phase for their new app, “Money for Nothing” . Bernie Sanders was heard saying, “skip the ‘effing testing, I WANT IT NOW”!
In parting he mentioned that he can’t wait for the “Your Chics for Free” upgrade.
Jumping Ship
Could this be another Hillary Clinton “low information” voter jumping ship?
Now do be cautious about leaping to a conclusion regarding the meaning of low information voter and attributing a racist motivation. Could this author simply have been referring to a lack of understanding of the principles of Sir Isaac Newton’s First Law of Motion? Let’s review.
According to Newton’s First Law…
An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force. An object in motion continues in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
This law is often called “The Law of Inertia”.
So kiddies. What’s your conclusion?
Bernie’s Plan
After last night’s Democratic Debate there is no doubt what constitutes Bernie’s plan.
Bernie Math
Bernie Math is a subset of the Common Core Educational System. It’s a Liberal’s notion of a wet dream.
Mr. Relevant
Yep. That’s sure to get a few votes.
