Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….
And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.
Ben forgot that his guy Barack Obama was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize the month he took office. He didn’t do anything to get it. He just ‘talked pretty good liberalspeak’.
Thanks to Obama’s efforts, North Korea is getting really good with Nukes and the ability to deliver them anywhere in the US mainland. And, as if that wasn’t enough, he gave Iran a whole bunch of money and a sweetheart deal so they can do the same. But he and Michelle do cut quite a figure on the Red Carpet in Norway.
I remember when a President went to Oslo to accept a Nobel Peace Prize awarded to him for 'talking pretty' about a world without Nukes, and then giving N Korea and Iran the wherewithall to get and deliver them. Bad case of Buyer's Remorse in Norway.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 26, 2018
From an undisclosed location, here’s the scene from an Obama “War On Christmas’ internment camp just prior to President Trump’s announcement that it’s OK to say Merry Christmas again.
I know Barack Obama isn’t President any more, but the hair was too ‘effing good to pass up.
With a special appearance by Vlad “The Influencer” Putin, the scariest monster of all.
So how did Kim Jong-un all of a sudden get miniaturized nukes and the ICBM missiles capable of carrying them anywhere in the Continental U.S.? Could it be because that was exactly what the Foreign 
Policy of Barack Obama and Susan Rice made inevitable? The Conservative Daily News reports, “Rice tells Americans: Live with nuclear North Korea“.
Echoing Barack Obama‘s foreign policy on North Korea, former National Security Advisor Susan Rice told President Donald Trump to “tolerate” a nuclear North Korea.
“History shows that we can, if we must, tolerate nuclear weapons in North Korea — the same way we tolerated the far greater threat of thousands of Soviet nuclear weapons during the Cold War,” she wrote in a New York Times op-ed.
It’s time to rake in the $Moola, $Bacon, $Benjamins, $Buckaroos, $Cabbage, $Cash, $Chips, $Dinero, $Doubloons, $Franklins, $Gold, $Loot, $OPM (his favorite), $Shekels, and $Yards and $Yards of $Wonga.
You could call it “A Tale of Two Shakes”. Presidential handshakes have come a long way in the last 3 weeks since the Inauguration. And especially far, since that infamous Obama ‘limp-wrist’ thing with Raul Castro. That one will most certainly reside in the annals of the Most Cringe Worthy Presidential Moments Ever. I think it’s probably tied for Number 3 on the list along with George HW Bush’s puking on the Japanese Prime Minister Miyazawa Kiichi. Eewww.
President Barack ‘Havana Bama’ Obama with His BFF Raul Castro
And tied with O’s limp-wristed handshake is George HW Bush practicing his projectile vomiting on Japanese PM Kiichi.
