ball buster

Newsom’s A Real Ball Buster

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“Hizzgovnah’s” ownliest own balls being the prime example

Internet goes nuts over Gavin Newsom’s odd ‘testicle-crushing’ sitting pose

New York Post–The internet had a ball Thursday mocking California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s weirdly tense “testicle-crushing” style of cross-legged sitting at a speaking engagement.

The 58-year-old pol was discussing National Guard policies at the New York Times Dealbook Summit when he struck a pose that made him the butt of a joke on social media.

“I have never seen a man crush his testicles harder than this dude,” @BoredElonMusk
tweeted, along with footage of the discussion Wednesday.

Some Other Festivals Of The Testicles

Penultimate Gender Truism

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This little Gender SJW will never have a chance to figure out the ‘ultimate’ gender truism until his own zirself’s zesack recovers from the willie-wack it took from the rubber bullet.  Until then, hir/zir will have to settle for second best.  Did I get that gender pronoun junk right?

Your Guide to making the ‘Simple’ complex.

 

Daily Darwin – Belly Flop Fail

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Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher.  Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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