Even the Government knows that ‘wind turbines’ are death on birds, but now Santa? Evidence shows that we can officially say that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) is responsible for all Christmas present delays. So FedEx and UPS, you’re off the hook. Merry Christmas to you.
AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
A Nostalgic Polar Vortex Christmas Scene
The Chicago Tribune reports, “As subzero cold hits, wind chill advisory for Wednesday night, Thursday morning“.
With overnight temperatures dropping well below zero, the National Weather
Service has issued a wind chill advisory for Wednesday night through Thursday morning.
The advisory is in effect from 9 p.m. Wednesday until 10 a.m. Thursday. The weather service said wind chills could reach minus 30 in some areas. It warned people could suffer frostbite in as little as 30 minutes.
One happy corollary, the sub-freezing temperatures slow Chiraq’s murder rate down a bit. Once the sun comes out, and things warm up again…maybe not so much.
Chiraq Murder stats – HeyJackass.com
AGW – Kitty Says It’s Cold Outside
Kitty is hiding from the ‘Polar Vortex‘- and she’s not coming out until spring.
AGW – Polar Bear Polka
Somehow I think the polar bears will do just fine. Here’s a scene from Michigan’s I-94 yesterday before the “lanes reopened after winter weather causes multiple crashes“. Polar bears in Kalamazoo? Maybe that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing is not what it’s cracked up to be?
Buried In AGW
Remember: **AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
AGW – Baby It’s Cold Outside
From the DailyMail, “Get ready for the chill! Forecasters predict temperatures could fall 35 degrees BELOW average as a polar plunge sweeps across the country”.
People across the country and digging into their closets for gloves and scarves ahead of the arrival of the first polar plunge of the season this week.
In what is being described as the coldest arctic blast since last winter, cities as far apart as Seattle and Chicago are expecting to cop a snow-coating in the coming days.
AGW – Revenge of the Murdered Birds
From the Smithsonian, “the giant spinning turbines are basically bird death traps – and often they cut through prime flying space making the carnage even worse.” And the birds are pissed.
AGW – Gender Equality Cools the Globe?
Huh?? At least according to these folks at the Women Gender Constituency , a little more love in our hearts for Gender Equality (and Women, of course) will fix our AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) problem. Really. Ladies and Genders, let’s go tilt some Windmills. Charge.
Al Gore Is Still Gross
Al Gore spent a few hours back on the campaign trail with Hillary last week. We learned two things from Al on the stump, 1) he’s still a really gross bag of wind and, 2) as reported by HotAir, “Last week Hillary agreed that Gore ‘won’ 2000 election“.
As the New York and Beltway media light their collective heads on fire over Donald Trump’s reluctance to accept the results of an election that has yet to take place, let’s walk down memory lane for a moment to see how willing Hillary Clinton has been to accept past election results she wasn’t pleased with.
Thankfully, we don’t have to go too far back in time. How about just last week as Clinton appeared with Al Gore in Miami, FL.
Eat your heart out, Donald. Only Liberals are allowed to question electoral outcomes.














