Last night’s Democratic Party Presidential debate taught these lessons
Murica – Axe to Grind
Redneck engineering project:
Hispanica – Mexican Ghostbusters
In keeping with our Halloween theme…
What Will She Wear?
The real question for tonight’s Democratic Debate is “What will Hillary be wearing?”
Hillary’s First Debate Question
Madam Secretary(Senator)(First Lady)(Bimbo Squasher)(President Wanna-be forever), tell us real
Anderson Cooper, Inquisitor
Well, folks, according to CNN, “Anderson Cooper prepares ‘pointed questions’ for first Democratic debate.”
Daily Darwin – Brass Balls
Darwin says that he doesn’t know whether this metal worker is pounding iron or brass.
Too Pig to Fail
I suspect that leaves us average folks sucking hind tit.
Just Say Please
Michelle O was doing a little shopping for her new School Lunch Menu when…
Murica – Bike Rack
You know what they say. You’ve got to live life to the fullest
Vote Early, Often, and Illegally
Not satisfied with simply emptying out the cemeteries to find voters,
Does Anyone Smell Smoke?
This is a “Multiple-choice” test question.